After french-kissing a light-bulb sockett, I decided it might be a good idea to discontinue my utility services. So, I called the customer service rep and said, "eiiizzze anetn t ancell my zzzzzlectriczzz zervize. Canzzzz you Helpzzzzz zee?" The bitch hung up on me!! Imagine that, what in the hell is wrong with the country when one cannot express their love for technology without interference from government-run agencies? Preposterouzz I say!!
John Doe
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READ THIS - YOU'RE SO FUNNY
by jgnat inlook at meeee!
but you don't worry.
my ego is too flashy to check if you responded or not.
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Why do I hear cricketts? ;-)
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by jgnat inlook at meeee!
but you don't worry.
my ego is too flashy to check if you responded or not.
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Swing lo'ooowwwweee, sweet char-i-'ought, c'umin f'er to c'urry m'ay 'home!!!! Sw'ang lo'wwwweeee, sweet char-i-'ought, c'umin f'er to c'urry m'ay 'home.
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by jgnat inlook at meeee!
but you don't worry.
my ego is too flashy to check if you responded or not.
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The sky was dark, and the night was blue, and down through the valley, a sewer wagon flew. A lick was hit and a scream was heard, and a man got killed by a flying turd. And on his grave, these words were 'writ, "This man was killed by a flying ."
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by jgnat inlook at meeee!
but you don't worry.
my ego is too flashy to check if you responded or not.
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There was a man from Boston, who had a Baby Austin. He had room for his ass and a gallon of gas, but his balls hung out and he lost 'em.
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READ THIS - THE RETURN
by youpeoplearefunnyandsad inno i haven't read the replies to my last post although i'm finding it hard to resist.. but let me just add some things.
there is no doubt that some of you 'apostates but you don't even know it' thought you have given some very clever respones.. just to clarify, i've had my share of the world and i'm glad i'm out of it, you however are hanging around on a jw site this is my first and last day of looking on here - and i'm only on here to wnd you lot up, .
how easy was it really - i'm off sick, how many of you just haven't got anything better to do.
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Methinks this account has previous discussion board experience. Don't get worked up over small minds with puny spirits who wallow in apathetic enuii.
Did you mean "enui?" That's a good word. ;-)
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by youpeoplearefunnyandsad inno i haven't read the replies to my last post although i'm finding it hard to resist.. but let me just add some things.
there is no doubt that some of you 'apostates but you don't even know it' thought you have given some very clever respones.. just to clarify, i've had my share of the world and i'm glad i'm out of it, you however are hanging around on a jw site this is my first and last day of looking on here - and i'm only on here to wnd you lot up, .
how easy was it really - i'm off sick, how many of you just haven't got anything better to do.
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Welcome, new poster type person. Will you be my friend? What's your story?
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by John Doe inif i said i were happy, it would be a lie.
yet unhappiness is not something pervasive to my identity.
methinks questioning happiness is an unhappiness mark--free souls are unaware of self, and happy souls must be free.
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If I said I were happy, it would be a lie. Yet unhappiness is not something pervasive to my identity. Methinks questioning happiness is an unhappiness mark--free souls are unaware of self, and happy souls must be free.
And yet I am not less than happy, but why do I ask? It’s as if the jigsaw puzzle is missing the final piece—the piece that holds the sheen of the eye, or the haze. And so I look for this piece, but the puzzle edges are transparent and shifting--what am I looking for?
The world turns under it’s own power; why am I pushing it?
Perhaps the pieces fall where they wish, and the answer is release, relinquishing illusions of grandeur in control.
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the universe
by John Doe inhttp://micro.magnet.fsu.edu/primer/java/scienceopticsu/powersof10/index.html.
paste the above link into your browser--i promise it's worth it.
it got me thinking.
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http://micro.magnet.fsu.edu/primer/java/scienceopticsu/powersof10/index.html
Paste the above link into your browser--I promise it's worth it.
It got me thinking. Most of us see ourselves as autonomous. When we began to understand the human body, we learned about organs. However, we soon learned that organs do not act independently, and we bagan to speak or organ systems. Then we know that organisms are made up of organ systems. However, is the organism the top of the chain?
Lately I'm beginning to think not. We have societys, with each person functioning in specific roles, acting cohesively as a group. Societys make up cultures, cultures make up nations, nations make up countries. Countries act in specific ways that identify them as one organism. Then we have united governemnts and coallitions, all making up the human infrastructure of the planet. But then, does it stop there? A toe nail may not be specifically linked to a brain cell, but they are still part of a collective functioning that keeps the group going--they are not independent.
So then, is our planet a cell to some larger organism? Is our solar system? Our galaxy? Perhaps "God" is the collective "organism" that is entirety of itself and is not a component of anything greater? What if our entire universe is merely a colon cell in some mammoth organism? (a pimple in God's ass if you will lol) Ok ok, pretty far out there, but thats what this link made me think of. ;-)
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Create a New Name for Yourself!
by Scully inhere is your dose of humour for this afternoon:.
a. follow the instructions to find your new name.. .
b. once you have your new name, post it so we can all see it.
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Skippy Dippindoodle